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Apr. 29, 2009 - MSNBC reports* on the first 100
HTML clipboard MSNBC celebrates reports on the first 100
 
Mar. 6, 2009 - Vacation in Mexico
Anything is possible in beautiful Mexico!
 
Mar. 6, 2009 - Ted's Dollar store
Ted's Dollar Store competitor gets a bailout...
 
Feb. 27, 2009 - The Obama Collectors DVD
Insider first listen - 100 Days to Remember
 
Feb. 27, 2009 - Frontline 'history of the Czar'
Insider first listen - Why are we using the term Czar?
 
Feb. 20, 2009 - Insider Extra - Behind the scenes of outing a caller
Glenn's decision to 'out' a couple of the year caller which, according to Stu and Dan,'broke his own values'
 
Feb. 20, 2009 - Insider Extra - Food for the apocalypse
What are the best foods to store so you have a tasty snack ready when the apocalypse comes...
 
Feb. 20, 2009 - 'We Surround Them' Parody Promo
What comes after the 9 principles and 12 values?
 
Feb. 20, 2009 - Nationalized Bank Hotline
Banking of the future!
 
Feb. 11, 2009 - History of the Fed... in a couple of minutes
The Fed, what is it and why do we have it?
 
Feb. 11, 2009 - Country Time Lemonade Parody
Do you remember the time before the apocalypse...
 
Jan. 23, 2009 - P.A.N.S.Y.
Now that Gitmo is closed the Prisoner Adoption Negation SYstem has been brought into operation...
 
Jan. 9, 2009 - Iced tea that will quench your thirst before the apocalypse
An all new happy jingle and just another example of how capitalism works in even the toughest of times.
 
Dec. 19, 2008 - Intro: It’s the most socialist time of the year
Yes, it’s that time of the year again – not not ******mas time but something else…
 
Dec. 19, 2008 - Why does Glenn hate this Christmas song?
Glenn breaks down the classic Christmas song, Baby it’s Cold Outside, and find’s it’s real meaning…
 
Dec. 19, 2008 - Glenn’s Financial Warning
Ok, so Glenn has been right on a couple of predictions. But don’t be fooled into thinking he’s now a financial genius. He’s not and the lawyers agree. That’s why Stu and Dan run statements like these anytime Glenn gives out financial advice on the air.
 
Dec. 19, 2008 - Ham! Inflation
We all saw what happened to the fine people of Zimbabwe when inflation got out of control. Today, it’s like $19 million dollars for a loaf of bread. Don’t think it can happen here? Think again, unless you can explain where we’re getting all the money for these bailouts? That’s what we thought. So in preparation for our dismal future, we take a look at what the price of Ham will be very, very soon.
 
Dec. 19, 2008 - Ted's Dollar Store
With the economy crumbling and inflation out of control there is one local businessman who keeps it simple and remains afloat while the big greedy corporate execs falter. Ted tells it like it is, was and will be.
 
Dec. 19, 2008 - Glenny Downer
Tired of hearing about the perfect storm, the greater depression, the new New Deal? Play this anytime Glenn makes you want to slit your throat with a plastic butter knife. But don’t let Glenn hear this song. The first time Stu and Dan played it Glenn banned it from the radio show. Isn't that fascism?
 
Dec. 19, 2008 - Exploitico: Anarchy Survival Kit
When the world ends there will be an unspecified period of time before your death. The choice is yours whether you want to breath your last few breaths in pain or in relative luxury. Be prepared! Get the Anarchy Survival Kit from Exploitico and prepare yourself for the worst to come.
 
Dec. 19, 2008 - End of Economy Sale
Sure, the entire globe is crumbling around you. The Perfect Storm is coming ashore and just crushing our country and our economy BUT that means there are some great deals to be made!
 
Dec. 19, 2008 - Free Credit Report / Healthcare
Think healthcare is poorly run now? Just wait till the government gets their grubby little hands on the system. It will be running as smooth as Medicare and Social Security!
 
Dec. 19, 2008 - Free Credit Report (Obama)
Socialism is fun? That’s what Obama is hoping you think in the near future. While we know you won’t fall for that, we couldn’t resist having a laugh at socialism’s expense.
 
Dec. 19, 2008 - Changity Change
Another catchy tune that uses the Obama theology of brainwashing; create a catchy (a.k.a. stupid) slogan for change and say it over and over and over again. The people will love it!
 
Dec. 19, 2008 - Obama Anthem
Do you really think the national anthem is going to remain the same during Obama’s administration? Come 2009, we won’t be singing about our country anymore. We’ll be singing about the one and only Lord and Savior Barack Obama.
 
Nov. 14, 2008 - Frontline takes a look at The Christmas Sweater
A fiction tale based on Glenn’s life or just plain fiction?
 
Nov. 14, 2008 - Keith Olbermann attacks The Christmas Sweater
What does Jesus have to do with The Christmas Sweater?
 
May. 22, 2008 - Hybrid Baseball
Scientist want to mix animal and humans to make hybrid people - we take a look at what could be some of the advantages...
 
Mar. 24, 2008 - History of the Democratic Super Delegates
In a couple of minutes...
 
Mar. 5, 2008 - Gloatfest... for Hillary?
Glenn holds a 'Gloatfest' for Hillary's victories in Texas and Ohio?
 
Jan. 30, 2008 - GOP Radio
Where we fully support John McCain.
 
Jan. 30, 2008 - It's time for change
Hillary Clinton claims she's for change - but the real change comes from John McCain since he hasn't been part of the Washington establishment (or wait - has he?).
 
Jan. 29, 2008 - State of the Program Address
Glenn gives his annual State of the Program address.
 
Jan. 29, 2008 - John Edwards - Failure
As everyone knows successful normal comes after a series of failures, so John Edwards is due a success anytime know.
 
Jan. 29, 2008 - Changing for Change
America we salute you for daring to change in 08.
 
Jan. 25, 2008 - Brand New Key
The Glenn Beck Program, getting crappy songs stuck in your head all weekend long!
 
Jan. 21, 2008 - Retrospective: Bobby Fisher
We take a look back on the life of Bobby Fisher...
 
Jan. 16, 2008 - Political Attack Ads
Glenn played some political ads from the Michigan campaign, then made up some himself...
 
Jan. 11, 2008 - Controversial Bits
Stu, not understanding that the approval he received for his idea was sarcastic, creates a series of bits about Sharia law
 
Jan. 10, 2008 - 1-800-McCain-Away
Imagine how powerful you could be if you could control people's thoughts...
 
Jan. 9, 2008 - Retrospective: GOP in 2008
We take a look at the Republican chances for winning the White House in 2008 according to the main stream media.
 
Jan. 9, 2008 - Hillary Bot Cries
Real emotion or real fake? You never know with robots...
 
Dec. 28, 2007 - Ted’s Dollar Store – Part II

Ted explains the economy, part II.

 
Dec. 28, 2007 - Ted’s Dollar Store – Part I

Ted explains the economy, part I.

 
Dec. 28, 2007 - Perfect Day (and evening)

Exposed ‘The Prefect Day’, followed by the much less controversial a ‘Perfect Evening’.

 
Dec. 28, 2007 - MSNBC New Primetime Lineup

Exclusive look MSNBC’s new primetime lineup.

 
Dec. 28, 2007 - Message from Hollywood

You might have ignored us in the past, but with our new 13 point plan we’re working to bring you back!

 
Dec. 28, 2007 - I Swear This Isn’t Child Labor

What would happen if kids were left to fend for themselves in adult situations.

 
Dec. 28, 2007 - Holiday Warning
This controversial message has been brought to you by the Glenn Beck Program.
 
Dec. 28, 2007 - Hillary Spot
Are you sick of the same old, same old of Washington insiders? Well Hillary is her, and she’s a woman!
 
Dec. 28, 2007 - GI Joe Trailer

The Glenn Beck Program presents this exclusive movie preview.

 
Dec. 28, 2007 - Join the US Border Patrol

Don’t worry about the US Government selling you down the river, join the US Border Patrol today!

 
Dec. 28, 2007 - LIBS
LIBS affects the life of millions every day, in this self promoting promo we explain how you can overcome this horrible affliction.
 
Dec. 28, 2007 - Frontline – Glenn’s Book Hits #1

An Inconvenient Book hits #1 on the New York Times best seller list, Frontline investigates who this could have possibility have happened.

 
Dec. 28, 2007 - Fredcitement 2008!

Fred Thompson is here and he’s taking the world by storm, the Fred Thompson express is picking up steam!

 
Dec. 28, 2007 - Fox Business Channel
Coming up tonight on the new Fox News Business channel.
 
Nov. 2, 2007 - More-On Trivia Caller Anthony
A huge game in the NFL means a huge game in More-On Trivia, as the Colts are playing host to the Pats. It was a pretty close game most of the way, but the highlight had to be Anthony who said his favorite Barack Obama policy was his 'for the people' policy.
 
Jul. 31, 2007 - Ingmar Bergman Retrospective
The Glenn Beck Program presents this touching retrospective of the career of Swedish film director Ingmar Bergman.
 
Jul. 18, 2007 - A Night at the Opera
Glenn recaps his night at the Opera. Transcript and audio from the July 18th, 2007 radio program.
 
Jul. 17, 2007 - Opera Parody
A night at the Opera, the thoughts of Glenn Beck. Transcript from the July 17th radio program.
 
Jul. 17, 2007 - Opera Parody II
A night at the Opera, the thoughts of Glenn Beck. Transcript from the July 17th radio program.
 
Jul. 13, 2007 - Wilfred on Technology
Wilfred, an elderly man from Sun City Center in Florida, calls into the show to discuss recent advances in technology. Transcript from the July 13, 2007 program.
 
Jun. 29, 2007 - iPhone Commercial Parody
Apple's new iPhone is about to be released, however you might want to wait until the next verison is available.
 
Jun. 28, 2007 - iPhone Mania
Apple's iPhone is set to be released on Friday, June 29th. Glenn and Stu discuss this upcoming phone and the mania surrounding it. Transcript from the June 28th radio program.
 
Jun. 20, 2007 - Revised Scholastic Films: Talk Radio
What would happen if Talk Radio ran America as Trent Lott stated.
 
Jun. 20, 2007 - Revised Scholastic Films: Talk Radio
What would happen if Talk Radio ran America as Trent Lott stated.
 
Jun. 13, 2007 - Paris Hilton’s Medical Condition
Glenn Beck exclusive, Paris Hilton’s “doctor” calls into the show.
 
Jun. 6, 2007 - eDisharmony Commercial
A new dating service based on shared personal tragedy, give it a try today!
 
May. 14, 2007 - Hamas ‘Mickey Mouse’
Glenn comments on the Hamas ‘Mickey Mouse’ and some things he would like to hear in response.
 
May. 6, 2007 - Al Gore on Global Warming
Al Gore's public announcement on global warming
 
Apr. 24, 2007 - "Don Imus" calls the show again
After a week off the air, "Imus" calls the Glenn Beck radio program.
 
Apr. 24, 2007 - Guns on the run
People don't kill people, guns kill people.
 
Apr. 12, 2007 - Glenn’s interview with “Imus”
A suspiciously apologetic “Imus” talks with Glenn on the April 12th radio program.
 
Apr. 12, 2007 - British Cruise Lines
Start a Jihad on normal vacations with British Cruise Lines
 
Apr. 11, 2007 - Big Chocolate Easter Message
Easter, many of you celebrate this holiday to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ, however Big Chocolate would like to remind you about the true meaning of Easter.
 
Apr. 7, 2007 - Hillary Clinton Campaign Ad
This message is brought to you by Joseph Biden.
 
Apr. 6, 2007 - Glenn Beck's Easter Essay Set to The Music of Pink Floyd – High Quality Version
Go on a journey that transcends space and time when Glenn narrates the story of Easter with the music of Pink Floyd as the musical backdrop. High quality stereo stream – requires high speed connection.
 
Apr. 5, 2007 - Glenn Beck's Easter Essay Set to The Music of Pink Floyd - Standard Edition
Go on a journey that transcends space and time when Glenn narrates the story of Easter with the music of Pink Floyd as the musical backdrop.
 
Mar. 20, 2007 - Dancing with the Stars: Steven Hawkins
Solving the problems of the dance floor ain’t ….. for this world-renowned theoretical physicist and cosmologist.
 
Mar. 20, 2007 - Blood Bananas
Glenn swears off ‘Blood Bananas’ in this remix of the commercial for Blood Diamonds.
 
Mar. 13, 2007 - Hillary Clinton Comedy Tour
Don’t miss the Hillary Clinton comedy tour with opening act Joe Biden.
 
Mar. 13, 2007 - “Clay Aiken” calls in
Calls in about the latest American Idol scandal
 
Mar. 5, 2007 - Retrospective: Anna Nichole Smith
Retrospective takes a look back at the life of Anna Nichole Smith.
 
Mar. 5, 2007 - Preacher praises James Cameron
Since Christianity has been disproven thanks to James Cameron you can now buy your way out of sin.
 
Mar. 5, 2007 - Tonight on Nova: Jesus’ Tomb
Nova takes a look at James Cameron discovery of Jesus’ tomb.
 
Feb. 19, 2007 - Tim Hardaway Honesty First PR
Learn how to blurt out the first thing that comes to your mind and be honest, even if it’s homophobic, racist, or sexist!
 
Feb. 19, 2007 - True Story Channel: Anna Nichole Smith
Hear the inspirational story of Anna Nicole Smith, so unbelievable only the True Story Channel could bring it to you.
 
Feb. 4, 2007 - Headoff Headoff
Headoff, apply directly to the neckline. Headoff, apply directly to the neckline.
 
Feb. 4, 2007 - The Glenn Beck 2007 Halftime Show
It’s the Glenn Beck 2007 Halftime Show extravaganza – featuring Juice Newton.
 
Jan. 21, 2007 - Action Facts about the poor in America
A Glenn Beck Action Facts about America's poor...
 
Jan. 21, 2007 - Paula Abdul's self-help series Unnatural High
She's taking the self-help world by storm!
 
Jan. 21, 2007 - Union of Condescending Scientists
Scientists demand that you stop asking questions about global warming, after all they're scientists and they're never wrong.
 
Jan. 21, 2007 - Compulsive Gambling PSA
Compulsive gambling is only a problem when you lose.
 
Jan. 21, 2007 - Glenn Beck '24' Muslim PSA
This PSA explains that not all Muslims are terrorists.
 
Jan. 9, 2007 - Frontline: First 100 Hours
Frontline investigates the new Congresses first 100 hours.
 
Jan. 9, 2007 - Dennis Kucinich in 2008
Find out all the compelling reasons your should vote for Dennis Kucinich in 2008
 
Jan. 9, 2007 - Frontline: First 100 Hours
Frontline investigates the new Congresses first 100 hours.
 
Jan. 4, 2007 - The Tumor Pill
Pop the pill, get a tumor and you instantly have an excuse for any behavior!
 
Jan. 2, 2007 - Retrospective: Death of a Dictator
The Glenn Beck Program pays tribute to Saparmurat Niyazov - Fusion Magazine’s Dictator of the Century, 2006 (Fusion Preview - PDF File).
 
Jan. 2, 2007 - Retrospective: James Brown
The Glenn Beck Program pays tribute to the Godfather of Soul, James Brown.
 
Dec. 11, 2006 - Revised Scholastic Films: Truth Behind Holidays in America
Revised Scholastic Films takes a look at the truth behind holidays in America.
 
Dec. 11, 2006 - Exploitico: Playstation 3
Standing in line from the Playstation 3 - the latest product from Exploitico.
 
Dec. 11, 2006 - Revised Scholastic Films: Truth Behind Holidays in America
Revised Scholastic Films takes a look at the truth behind holidays in America.
 
Dec. 5, 2006 - FATWA on Penguins
Not realizing that he had launched a war, Glenn officially issues a fatwa on penguins.
 
Nov. 5, 2006 - Revised Scholastic Films: American Voting Process
It might be the best in the world, but what does that really mean?
 
Nov. 5, 2006 - Flemaski vs Velveeta – It’s time for a change
Flemaski and Velveeta battle it out in 2006 as the debate turns to change.
 
Nov. 5, 2006 - Revised Scholastic Films: American Voting Process
It might be the best in the world, but what does that really mean?
 
Oct. 31, 2006 - The Tell-Tale Heart
Glenn Beck’s retelling of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart.” This 15 minute classic is fully produced with music and sound effects, perfect for Halloween.
 
Oct. 31, 2006 - The Tell-Tale Heart
Glenn Beck’s retelling of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart.” This 15 minute classic is fully produced with music and sound effects, perfect for Halloween.
 
Oct. 23, 2006 - Frontline: North Korea
Frontline takes an in-depth look at the threat coming from communist North Korea.
 
Oct. 23, 2006 - Frontline: North Korea
Frontline takes an in-depth look at the threat coming from communist North Korea.
 
Oct. 22, 2006 - Frontline: Porn
Frontline investigates the underground world of pornography.
 
Oct. 22, 2006 - Frontline: Porn
Frontline investigates the underground world of pornography.
 
Oct. 22, 2006 - “John Kerry” Calls the Show
Senator John Kerry calls the show to share his agenda for the next 4 years.
 
Oct. 8, 2006 - Frontline: Hate Crimes
Frontline asks what is a Hate Crime?
 
Oct. 8, 2006 - America Away Handy Dandy Spray!
An amazing new product for terrorists!
 
Oct. 8, 2006 - Frontline: Hate Crimes
Frontline asks what is a Hate Crime?
 
Oct. 7, 2006 - Know Your Dictator: Hugo Chavez Update
Brush up and current events because it’s time to play, Know Your Dictator
 
Sep. 24, 2006 - Revised Scholastic Films: The Truth Behind Adolf Hitler
The comparisons to Hitler are common in today’s political world, but what Hitler are they referring to?
 
Sep. 24, 2006 - Know Your Dictator
Brush up and current events because it’s time to play, Know Your Dictator
 
Sep. 24, 2006 - Rising Stars of Jihad
Who are the up and comers in Jihad?
 
Sep. 24, 2006 - Revised Scholastic Films: The Truth Behind Adolf Hitler
The comparisons to Hitler are common in today’s political world, but what Hitler are they referring to?
 
Sep. 24, 2006 - Party at the United Nations
There’s a party going on at the UN, bring your scandal and let’s talk!
 
Aug. 28, 2006 - Glenny Downer
You’re enjoying your day, everything’s going your way, and along comes Glenny downer.
 
Aug. 28, 2006 - Exploitico: Anarchy Survival Kit
It’s Exploitico’s End of the World Blow-Out Sale!
 
Aug. 28, 2006 - Using Holy Water to defeat the terrorists?
Caller Mike explains his idea on how to defeat the terrorists in Iraq and why his plan will work
 
Aug. 22, 2006 - We’re All Gonna Die
August 22nd may have came and gone already, but this will be stuck in your head forever!
 
Aug. 20, 2006 - Jim Tinominin: Airport Security
Jim Tinominin presents Airport Security of the Future
 
Aug. 20, 2006 - Chortle Quarterly: Airport Security
Common sense solutions for the common man… Today’s paradox, airport security…
 
Aug. 20, 2006 - The Amazing Glenn
The obese oracle predicts the future, find out how you can ask the Amazing Glenn anything…
 
Aug. 8, 2006 - Glenn's Experience at the DMV
By popular request we have the entire first hour from the Feb 10th, 2006 show where Glenn tells his story about renewing his license at the Connecticut DMV.
 
Aug. 8, 2006 - New Prius Campaign Ad
Is the world so messed up that you would actually want to drive a Prius?
 
Aug. 8, 2006 - Al Qaeda Negative Attack Ad
Hezbollah or Hizbollah – why the name change?
 
Aug. 8, 2006 - Al Qaeda Ad #2
Summer wouldn’t be the same without al Qaeda.
 
Aug. 8, 2006 - Al Qaeda Ad #1
Al Qaeda wants you to remember they’re still around
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Real American A-holes: Mr. Reality Show Producer
Glennheiser Beck presents a salute to the Real American A-hole - Mr. Reality Show Producer.
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Frontline: Is Glenn Beck really Michael Moore?
Frontline investigates the similarities between Michael Moore and Glenn Beck
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Frontline: Germs
Frontline investigates germaphobia
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Frontline: Gas
Frontline investigates gas prices to find out who really profits
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Waffa Bin Laden Show 2
Another exciting episode
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Waffa Bin Laden Show 1
Another exciting episode
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - TeePee of American History
What good is tradition anyways?
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Stoner on Bennish
Stoner calls in to discuss Colorado teacher Bennish
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Real American A-holes: Mr. Reality Show Producer
Glennheiser Beck presents a salute to the Real American A-hole - Mr. Reality Show Producer.
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - PSA for Wealthy Celebrities
Glenn Beck, President of People to Ease the Guilt of Rich Celebrities in Need (PTETGORCIN)
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - People Foundation
A message from the people foundation, lining pockets through heart strings since 1913.
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Old People
A message from Evil Conservative Industries
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Jim Tinominin - Immigration
Immigration of the future with Jim Tinominin
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Jim Tinominin - Justice of the Future
What will just look like in the future? Jim Tinominin explains
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Invention Services
Have an invention? Send us your idea!
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Exploitico - The Child Molester Incinerator
Ignite your problems away!
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Homeschooling Institute
A commercial message from the homeschooling institute
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Future Call
Glenn calls himself in the future
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Future Call
Glenn calls himself in the future
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Frontline: Germs
Frontline investigates germaphobia
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Frontline: Is Glenn Beck really Michael Moore?
Frontline investigates the similarities between Michael Moore and Glenn Beck
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Frontline: Gas
Frontline investigates gas prices to find out who really profits
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Frontline: Dixie Chicks
Frontline investigates why no one likes the Dixie Chicks
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Fox News Promo III
Will Tony Snow's appointment as press secretary change Fox News' access?
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Fox News Promo II
Will Tony Snow's appointment as press secretary change Fox News' access?
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Fox News Promo I
Will Tony Snow's appointment as press secretary change Fox News' access?
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Digital Angel Commercial
Hear about our specials for 6-6-6
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Cinco de Flag Amusement Park
Come see our new attractions!
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Chicken Eggs Foot Movie
A new TV movie about a not-so-deadly disease that combines chicken pox, athletes foot and excema
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Miracle Man: George Clooney
The true life story of the greatest man to ever walk the face of the earth
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Glenn Interviews Himself
Glenn interviews a disappointed caller that did not make the 100 "UnSexiest" list
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Albino Pasty
A message from Persons Against Anti-Albino Sentiment Tolerated Everyday (PASTY).
 
Jul. 19, 2006 - Interview with Al Gore’s son
Another Glenn Beck exclusive interview
 
Jul. 15, 2006 - Brian Whitman on Hatcher
Brian Whitman discusses his troubles, to make Terri Hatcher feel better
 
Jun. 19, 2006 - 24 – The Finale
Catch the exciting conclusion of Glenn Beck
 
Jun. 19, 2006 - 24 – Glenn Beck Dies
In this episode Glenn dies, so since you know what is going to happen you don’t need to listen.
 
Jun. 19, 2006 - 24 - Dan Dies!
Dan dies and Bush lies rhyme, I guess that says a lot about Dan
 
Jun. 19, 2006 - 24 – John Carney Dies
We give away the plot with the title in this exciting episode of 24
 
Apr. 23, 2006 - Smorga Bobs Immigration
Come on down to Smorga Bobs for some immigration specials
 
Apr. 23, 2006 - PSA for Wealthy Celebs
Glenn offers the rich and famous who feel guilty about their wealth a way to feel better...
 
Apr. 23, 2006 - Headline News Lineup
CNN Headline News announces the new lineup including Glenn Beck - 7 days a week?
 
Apr. 16, 2006 - Real Iranian A-Holes
We salute you Mr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
 
Apr. 16, 2006 - Real Iranian A-Holes
We salute you Mr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
 
Apr. 16, 2006 - Bird Feces PSA
Learn helpful tips on how to keep yourself and your family save from Bird Flu.
 
Mar. 8, 2006 - Frontline: V for Vendetta
A terrorist hero is looking to overthrow the government in the latest movie from Warner Brothers – Frontline goes behind the scenes to find out why a movie like this would be released during a war on terror.
 
Mar. 8, 2006 - Frontline: V for Vendetta
A terrorist hero is looking to overthrow the government in the latest movie from Warner Brothers – Frontline goes behind the scenes to find out why a movie like this would be released during a war on terror.
 
Mar. 7, 2006 - Voice Recognition Software
Glenn’s Experience with Voice Recognition Software
 
Feb. 16, 2006 - Real American A-Holes: Mr Illegal Border Crosser
We pay tribute to all the illegal border crossers that enter our country illegally.
 
Feb. 16, 2006 - Cheney's Got a Gun
The Dick Cheney Massacre of 2006 in a catchy song format.
 
Feb. 16, 2006 - Real American A-Holes: Mr Illegal Border Crosser
We pay tribute to all the illegal border crossers that enter our country illegally.
 
Feb. 16, 2006 - Kandahar and Jalalabad Returns
The Arab cartoon superheroes return in another wacky episode!
 
Feb. 16, 2006 - Exploitico Supplements!
Everything you’ve ever wanted all in one little bottle!
 
Feb. 16, 2006 - The One Second Billionaire
Learn how you can makes billions in less time than it takes you to do something that would normally take 2 seconds.
 
Feb. 3, 2006 - UN School Of Parenting
Learn how to parent your children from the United Nations.
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - A Conservative Christmas
There's a new Christmas anthem this year. Click here to see the full lyrics.
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - RamaHanuKwanzMas
Don't offend people by using the 'C' word this holiday season, instead tell them to have a happy RamaHanuKwanzMas.
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Merry Christmas from the Nation Bar Association
A bunch o lawyers wish you a Merry Christmas. Together with disclaimers.
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - A Conservative Christmas
There's a new Christmas anthem this year. Click here to see the full lyrics.
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - RamaHanuKwanzMas
Don't offend people by using the 'C' word this holiday season, instead tell them to have a happy RamaHanuKwanzMas.
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - The Story of Christ
Presented by the Condiment Channel
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Really Bad Santa
Presented by the Food Network
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Life: It’s Wonderful Ain’t It?
This Thursday on CBS
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Christmas Golf Getaway with the Griswild Family!
Brought to you by the Golf Channel II
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - A Christmas Story about BB-Guns
Comings soon the Hallmark Channel
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - A "Carol" About Christmas
Saturday on UPN
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Merry Christmas from Santa 109.9
All your favorite Christmas and holiday music until tax day!
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Big Frog and Santa 109.9 Holiday Promotion
Please call to talk to one of our councilors before killing yourself this holiday season
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Greatest PC Holiday Hits
Oh Come All You People
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Frontline: Child Predators
Frontline takes an in-depth look vigilantes who seek our child molesters on the internet
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Exploiteco! Flu Goo
Because the flu is going to kill you unless you buy one or more of our many products
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - The deal of the century!
Glenn will speak at your event for just $10,000 a minute
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Glenn Beck Future Call
Glenn calls himself in the year 2560
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Vote Cindy Sheehan for President in ‘08
For when you're sick of Washington politics!
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - A Message from Big Oil II
Big Oil comments on all the negative press they have been seeing lately
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - A&E Biography: Peter Jackson
We follow him on his quest to make the ultimate movie
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - A Message from Big Oil I
Big Oil comments on all the negative press they have been seeing lately
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Rapping with The Gang of 14
Members of Congress get down
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Anit-Adolf Hitler Political Advertisement
Presented by the Social Democrat Party
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - The Happiest Place on Earth IV
The making a political advertisement
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - The Happiest Place on Earth III
The making a political advertisement
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - The Happiest Place on Earth II
The making a political advertisement
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - The Happiest Place on Earth I
The making a political advertisement
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Frontline: Child Predators
Frontline takes an in-depth look vigilantes who seek our child molesters on the internet
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Station Promotion for Big Frog 109.9
Every changing seasons call for an ever changing format on the Big Frog
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Merry Christmas from Santa 109.9
All your favorite Christmas and holiday music until tax day!
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Big Frog and Santa 109.9 Holiday Promotion
Please call to talk to one of our councilors before killing yourself this holiday season
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Longest Film Title Ever
The One Movie You Can’t Miss This Year
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Bumper Sticker Rage
Our teams of lawyers are standing by!
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Jim Tinominin: Ambition of the Future
Jim explains why ambition in the future might have a new definition
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Charitable Giving: Not
Explains why the blue states are actually more generous than the red states
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - The Story of Christ
Presented by the Condiment Channel
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Christmas Golf Getaway with the Griswild Family!
Brought to you by the Golf Channel II
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Really Bad Santa
Presented by the Food Network
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - A Christmas Story about BB-Guns
Comings soon the Hallmark Channel
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - A "Carol" About Christmas
Saturday on UPN
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Life: It’s Wonderful Ain’t It?
This Thursday on CBS
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Greatest PC Holiday Hits
Oh Come All You People
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Chortle Quarterly Magazine
For when you only demand the best.
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - 1-800-Anorexic-Ingrate
Paris Hilton is just the person to teach your kids about growing up.
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Jennifer Aniston stars in ‘High Beams’
Coming soon to theaters everywhere.
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Retrospective: Richard Prior
The Glenn Beck Program pays a fu***** tribute to Richard Prior
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - Retrospective: Tookie Williams
The Glenn Beck Program pays tribute to convicted murderer Stanley ‘Tookie’ Williams
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - You’re a Freak
Remember the old days when you didn’t know if you were sleeping with a man or a woman? Well if so you’re a freak.
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - UN Smurf Commercial
Everything will be fine now that the UN is in control
 
Dec. 19, 2005 - C-Span Celebrates 25-Hours of Callers
It’s the 25-hours that everyone are talking about
 
Dec. 18, 2005 - Christmas Wish: The Family of Enron's Former CEO
In the tradition of Glenn Beck's Christmas Wish, Glenn grants wishes for the family of the CEO of Enron. Hear the wife of Ken Lay (whatever her name is) receive the Christmas Wish from Glenn Beck himself.
 
Dec. 18, 2005 - Christmas Wish: The Family of Enron's Former CEO
In the tradition of Glenn Beck's Christmas Wish, Glenn grants wishes for the family of the CEO of Enron. Hear the wife of Ken Lay (whatever her name is) receive the Christmas Wish from Glenn Beck himself.
 
Dec. 12, 2005 - Glenn's Christmas Wish
Glenn Beck gives the ultimate Christmas Wish to... Glenn Beck!
 
Dec. 12, 2005 - Glenn's Christmas Wish
Glenn Beck gives the ultimate Christmas Wish to... Glenn Beck!
 
Sep. 11, 2005 - Real American A-Holes – Gasoline
Today we salute you Mr Gasoline Price Gouger.
 
Sep. 11, 2005 - Real American A-Holes – Gasoline
Today we salute you Mr Gasoline Price Gouger.
 
Sep. 10, 2005 - The New Gaza Strip
Stop by the Gaza Strip for drink specials and more, and remember when being forced out of your home, come to your second home - the Gaza Strip!
 
Sep. 1, 2005 - The New Lazy Slug Workstation
Are you bored at work? Overqualified? Not Challenged? Or maybe you’re just lazy? Do you want to remain that way and still look like you’re doing your job? If so order the new Lazy Slug Workstation!
 
Aug. 28, 2005 - Rejected NCAA Team Names
Atlanta _________
 
Aug. 28, 2005 - Rejected NCAA Team Names
New Jersey ___________
 
Aug. 28, 2005 - Rejected NCAA Team Names
Los Angeles ___________
 
Aug. 28, 2005 - Rejected NCAA Team Names
Alabama ___________
 
Aug. 28, 2005 - Rejected NCAA Team Names
Akron ___________
 
Aug. 28, 2005 - Rejected NCAA Team Names
Utah ___________
 
Aug. 11, 2005 - Glenn Justice
Protecting the world from bad words on television
 
Aug. 11, 2005 - Glenn Beck Tribute to Lance Armstrong
As sung to the Brady Bunch theme.
 
Aug. 11, 2005 - Glenn Beck Future Call
Glenn calls himself in the future to find out what will happen over the next few years.
 
Aug. 10, 2005 - Frontline: Why are our children so screwed up
Part 44 of a 56 part investigation.
 
Aug. 10, 2005 - Frontline: Why are our children so screwed up
Part 44 of a 56 part investigation.
 
Jul. 24, 2005 - Politically Correct News Promotion
Bill isn’t PC enough and has to take a few tries at cutting the promotion for tonight’s news at 11
 
Jul. 15, 2005 - Mel Gibson Pictures Presents…
Are you tried of going to the movies and understanding what the people on the screen are saying?
 
Jul. 14, 2005 - You Make the Call: Summertime
Will you enjoy your summer or sit around watching news coverage about the nomination of a new Supreme Court judge?
 
Jul. 11, 2005 - Live Aid in Philadelphia
Bring the whole family down to the city of brotherly love.
 
May. 23, 2005 - '24' After Show Show - 05/23/05
Listen to this weeks edition of the '24' After Show Show. Glenn, Stu and the rest of the staff discuss the latest twists and turns of 24.
 
Apr. 25, 2005 - '24' After Show Show - 04/25/05
Listen to this weeks edition of the '24' After Show Show. Glenn, Stu and the rest of the staff discuss the latest twists and turns of 24.
 
Apr. 18, 2005 - '24' After Show Show - 04/18/05
Listen to this weeks edition of the '24' After Show Show. Glenn, Stu and the rest of the staff discuss the latest twists and turns of 24.
 
Apr. 11, 2005 - '24' After Show Show - 04/11/05
Listen to this weeks edition of the '24' After Show Show. Glenn, Stu and the rest of the staff discuss the latest twists and turns of 24.
 
Apr. 4, 2005 - '24' After Show Show - 04/04/05
Listen to this weeks edition of the '24' After Show Show. Glenn, Stu and the rest of the staff discuss the latest twists and turns of 24.
 
Mar. 28, 2005 - '24' After Show Show - 03/28/05
Listen to this weeks edition of the '24' After Show Show. Glenn, Stu and the rest of the staff discuss the latest twists and turns of 24.
 
Mar. 21, 2005 - '24' After Show Show - 03/21/05
Listen to this weeks edition of the '24' After Show Show. Glenn, Stu and the rest of the staff discuss the latest twists and turns of 24.
 
Mar. 14, 2005 - '24' After Show Show - 03/14/05
Listen to this weeks edition of the '24' After Show Show. Glenn, Stu and the rest of the staff discuss the latest twists and turns of 24.
 
Mar. 7, 2005 - '24' After Show Show - 03/07/05
Listen to this weeks edition of the '24' After Show Show. Glenn, Stu and the rest of the staff discuss the latest twists and turns of 24.
 
Mar. 7, 2005 - Martha Stewart: Prison Girls Gone Wild
See Martha like you've never seen here before!
 
Mar. 3, 2005 - Caller Michael: Court TV’s Reenactment
Michael is very upset of Court TV’s selection of the actor to play his part during his ongoing trial.
 
Mar. 2, 2005 - Al Gore on Global Warming
Al explains it all, hot snow, dry rain – he’s really could have been President.
 
Mar. 2, 2005 - Caller Michael: Educating Children
Michael is apparently a strong supporter of home schooling, he explains why.
 
Mar. 1, 2005 - Frontline: Lebanon and the Changing Face of the Middle East
Frontline investigates why democracy appears to be breaking out in the Middle East, it’s almost like that guy… we forget his name… was right the whole time.
 
Mar. 1, 2005 - Frontline: Lebanon and the Changing Face of the Middle East
Frontline investigates why democracy appears to be breaking out in the Middle East, it’s almost like that guy… we forget his name… was right the whole time.
 
Mar. 1, 2005 - Exploiteco! Bin Laden Products
Bin Laden, it’s a name you can trust!
 
Mar. 1, 2005 - CNN Hard Liquor Ads
CNN recently began allowing hard liquor ads to run on its station, a first for a cable news channel. We have the exclusive inside story on why!
 
Mar. 1, 2005 - Kandahar and Jalalabad: Episode 23
Kandahar and Jalalabad or the original Middle Eastern Superheroes!
 
Feb. 28, 2005 - '24' After Show Show - 02/28/05
Listen to this weeks edition of the '24' After Show Show. Glenn, Stu and the rest of the staff discuss the latest twists and turns of 24, including a special tribute to the new 'Kim'.
 
Feb. 21, 2005 - '24' After Show Show - 02/21/05
Listen to this weeks edition of the '24' After Show Show. Glenn interviews Shohreh Aghdashloo. Another insider exclusive!
 
Feb. 16, 2005 - Caller Michael is our ‘Couple of the Year’
Michael calls in from the hospital to request that he becomes our ‘Couple of the Year’
 
Feb. 15, 2005 - ‘Couple of the Year’ After Show Show
Join Glenn Beck for a very special ‘Couple of the Year’ after show show with a special surprise ending.
 
Feb. 14, 2005 - '24' After Show Show - 02/14/05
This is the first ever '24' After Show Show. Hear Glenn spend Valentines night talking about the Fox show '24' with Stu and others.
 
Feb. 13, 2005 - Frontline: Raising Children
Frontline takes an in-depth look raising children in the 21st century
 
Feb. 13, 2005 - Jim Tinominin – Producers of the Future
Reality television has given birth to some of the most visionary minds in entertainment, but what does the future hold?
 
Feb. 13, 2005 - Frontline: Raising Children
Frontline takes an in-depth look raising children in the 21st century
 
Feb. 13, 2005 - Solutions for the blind - Shoes
We take a look at the future of shoes for the blind.
 
Feb. 13, 2005 - Solutions for the blind - Cars
We take a look at the future of cars for the blind
 
Jan. 27, 2005 - Frontline: Higher Education
Frontline takes an in-depth look at what students learning in college
 
Jan. 27, 2005 - Lou C. Fer interrupts the program
Lou C. Fer interrupts the program to talk television and entertainment. Is America going in the wrong direction?
 
Jan. 27, 2005 - Glenn Beck’s Greatest Sermons
Hear Glenn preach, preach, and preach some more...
 
Jan. 27, 2005 - Frontline: Higher Education
Frontline takes an in-depth look at what students learning in college
 
Jan. 24, 2005 - Revised Scholastic Films Presents: Quality of Life
Is your life worth living? Find out here...
 
Jan. 24, 2005 - Hi Jean (Jean discussed the Andrea Yates issue)
Caller Jean discusses the Andrea Yates issue with Glenn and "special caller" Wilfred who's wife drowned two of his children.
 
Jan. 24, 2005 - Revised Scholastic Films Presents: Quality of Life
Is your life worth living? Find out here...
 
Jan. 21, 2005 - Interview with Hillary Clinton
Glenn interviews Hillary Clinton about a recent speech she gave about God.
 
Jan. 21, 2005 - Teresa Heinz Kerry Calls In
Teresa Heinz Kerry calls in to root on the Pittsburgh Steelers!
 
Jan. 21, 2005 - Interview with Hillary Clinton
Glenn interviews Hillary Clinton about a recent speech she gave about God.
 
Jan. 6, 2005 - Entertainer of the Year - Bowl of Cream of Wheat
Bowl of Cream of Wheat wins our Entertainer of the Year Award! HooRay Bowl of Cream of Wheat!
 
Jan. 6, 2005 - Entertainer of the Year - Billy Carter
Billy Carter wins our Entertainer of the Year Award! HooRay Billy!
 
Jan. 6, 2005 - Glenn Beck's 24 - Drive Thru
Kim is in trouble, what do you do?
 
Jan. 6, 2005 - Glenn Beck's 24 - Kim at Work
Kim is in trouble, what do you do?
 
Jan. 6, 2005 - Entertainer of the Year - Peter Shilling
Peter Shilling wins our Entertainer of the Year Award! Hooray Peter!
 
Jan. 2, 2005 - Real American A-Holes: Tax Code Inventor
Our tribute to the person that invented the Tax Code.
 
Jan. 2, 2005 - Real American A-Holes: Tax Code Inventor
Our tribute to the person that invented the Tax Code.
 
Dec. 1, 2004 - I like the French
Glenn duplicates the success of “I like Chinese” by simply changing the lyrics to express Glenn’s feelings towards the French.
 
Dec. 1, 2004 - I like the French
Glenn duplicates the success of “I like Chinese” by simply changing the lyrics to express Glenn’s feelings towards the French.
 
Nov. 4, 2004 - Who's in the White House
Popular parody of Who Let the Dogs Out played during the 2000 and 2004 elections.
 
Sep. 9, 2004 - Frontline: Alien Election Coverage
Frontline takes a look into extraterrestrial politics.
 
Sep. 9, 2004 - Frontline: Alien Election Coverage
Frontline takes a look into extraterrestrial politics.
 
Jul. 7, 2004 - Martha Stewart Living (Under a Bridge)
Decorating your dumpster, tonight on the Tremendous Fall from Grace Network.
 
Jul. 7, 2004 - Martha Stewart Living (in Prison)
It’s bread and water week on the Tremendous Fall from Grace Network.
 
Jun. 9, 2004 - Misery Traffic with John Kerry
Gas prices are high and the war in Iraq going badly! Well not really, gas prices are coming down and Bush just passed a resolution on Iraq through the UN with a unanimous vote.
 
Jun. 9, 2004 - Songs for Fat Heaps: Volume 1
Big boy's do cry, and you will to if you buy this album.
 
Jun. 8, 2004 - Revised Scholastic: Duck and Cover
How should children of current day handle terrorist threats? Why duck and cover of course!
 
Jun. 8, 2004 - Revised Scholastic: Duck and Cover
How should children of current day handle terrorist threats? Why duck and cover of course!
 
Jun. 7, 2004 - 60 Minutes Coverage on Tenet Resignation
60 Minutes has complete coverage on the resignation of former CIA director George Tenet.
 
May. 25, 2004 - Why Is Bush Ignoring The Environment?
John Kerry wants it both ways. Why are gas prices so cheap? He’s fighting to keep gas prices low so his friends in big auto can sell more SUV’s and pollute the environment.
 
May. 25, 2004 - Are You Paying Too Much For Gas?
John Kerry wants it both ways. While voting for a $0.50/gallon tax on gas in the past, Kerry now criticizes President George Bush for allowing such high gas prices.
 
May. 25, 2004 - Americas Favorite Giant Ogre is Back!
Michael Moore is back with his new movie, Fahrenheit 911.
 
May. 17, 2004 - Evil Conservative Industries PSA: Clean Air and Water Spot 2
Evil Conservative Industries brings you this important message about our environment.
 
May. 17, 2004 - Evil Conservative Industries PSA: Clean Air and Water Spot 1
Evil Conservative Industries brings you this important message about our environment.
 
May. 4, 2004 - Geysers, the Miniseries
NBC presents the most terrifying story ever told, Geysers!
 
Apr. 23, 2004 - Real American A-Holes: Mr. Massachusetts Politician
Another in a long line of Glenn Beck Program tributes.
 
Apr. 23, 2004 - Real American A-Holes: Mr. Massachusetts Politician
Another in a long line of Glenn Beck Program tributes.
 
Apr. 23, 2004 - John Kerry Wants Your Vote
The conservative equivalent of the Moveon.org brings you the following message…
 
Apr. 6, 2004 - Revised Scholastic Films Presents: The Truth Behind the Country of Iraq
Saddam's Iraq wasn't as bad as the Zionist run media would make you believe.
 
Apr. 6, 2004 - Revised Scholastic Films Presents: The Truth Behind The Life of Jesus Christ
A PC look at the life of Jesus.
 
Apr. 6, 2004 - Jim Tinominin: Economics Of The Future
All those "stats" and "figures" won't be so confusing in the future.
 
Apr. 6, 2004 - A Look Back at George W Bush's 2004 State of the Union Address
Yellow Cake, Biological Weapons Laps.
 
Apr. 6, 2004 - Revised Scholastic Films Presents: The Truth Behind the Country of Iraq
Saddam's Iraq wasn't as bad as the Zionist run media would make you believe.
 
Apr. 6, 2004 - Archibald Kedz Promotes His Book: Bush Cutting Arabs Throats and Millionaire's Taxes
Another in a long line of authors that are hoping to cash in on bashing the Bush Administration.
 
Apr. 6, 2004 - Almost All Things Consider: The Legacy of President George W Bush
A fair and balanced look at the Bush administration.
 
Apr. 6, 2004 - Revised Scholastic Films Presents: The Truth Behind The Life of Jesus Christ
A PC look at the life of Jesus.
 
Apr. 6, 2004 - Glenn Beck Theater: Get Low
Taking his inspiration from John Kerry, Glenn Beck takes up a new interest in hip-hop and rap.
 
Mar. 29, 2004 - Frontline: Jobless, Homeless, Hungry
Frontline investigates the plight of the average American.
 
Mar. 29, 2004 - John Kerry Waffle House: Fetus Protection Bill
Kerry voted for it, before he voted against it - imagine that! John Kerry Waffle House, serving waffles since 1984!
 
Mar. 29, 2004 - Frontline: Jobless, Homeless, Hungry
Frontline investigates the plight of the average American.
 
Mar. 29, 2004 - Palestinian Political Ad
Abdul-Ratiz-Ratizi approved of this political advertisement.
 
Mar. 18, 2004 - Steven Hawking Explains the Economy
The Glenn Beck Program turns to the smartest man in the world to explain the economy.
 
Mar. 18, 2004 - Same Sex Marriage
Love and Marriage Song Parody
 
Mar. 18, 2004 - Glenn Beck's Greatest Hits - Puppies Who Love People
Puppies who love people are the happiest puppies on earth.
 
Mar. 18, 2004 - Whitney Hit That Bong
This song goes out Whitney and her stint in rehab.
 
Mar. 18, 2004 - This Year Every Vote Will Count
This year all American's have a choice... Well kind of....
 
Mar. 18, 2004 - George W Bush's Latest Attack Ad's
The campaign turns ugly with the latest round of attack ads.
 
Mar. 4, 2004 - John Kerry's Waffle House
Where the waffles are always evenly grilled on both sides!
 
Mar. 4, 2004 - Can I get a word in edgewise?
  Can I get a word in edgewise? May I finish....
 
Mar. 4, 2004 - March 2, 2004 - GET OFF MY PHONE!
Glenn GOMP's caller Dave from San Francisco.
 
Feb. 4, 2004 - Frontline: MTV In A Swirl of Controversy
Frontline takes in-depth look into Janet Jackson's half-time show at Super Bowl XXXVIII.
 
Feb. 4, 2004 - MTV Apologizes for Janet's Wardrobe Error
Now you can purchase your very own Janet Jackson nipple ring.
 
Feb. 4, 2004 - Frontline: MTV In A Swirl of Controversy
Frontline takes in-depth look into Janet Jackson's half-time show at Super Bowl XXXVIII.
 
Feb. 4, 2004 - Glenn Beck, The FAT Trackz
Glenn Beck sings the lyrics to your kids favorite songs.
 
Feb. 2, 2004 - Sunni Triangle Records Presents: Hey Hey Screw the USA
All your favorite hits from Sunni Triangle Records.
 
Feb. 2, 2004 - Stu's Super Bowl Song, 2004 Edition
Stu gets you hyped for Super Bowl XXVIII with this exciting song.
 
Feb. 2, 2004 - Best of More-On Trivia
Find out why More-On Trivia is one of the most popular features on the Glenn Beck Program.
 
Feb. 2, 2004 - The 500th Annual Glenn Beck Program Half Time Show
Please note that this bit does contain nudity.
 
Jan. 21, 2004 - Name Your States
Featuring Howard Dean, YAAAAARRRHHH!!!!
 
Jan. 21, 2004 - Howard Dean Teaches Geography
Introducing a whole new way to teach your kids, YAAAAARRRHHH!!!!
 
Dec. 12, 2003 - Santa 109.9
Rudy Reindeer brings you a little holiday cheer this year!
 
Dec. 12, 2003 - Santa 109.9
Rudy Reindeer brings you a little holiday cheer this year!
 
Dec. 8, 2003 - The Mighty Gloveman
This one goes out to the gloved one, Michael Jackson.
 
Dec. 4, 2003 - Exploiteco: The Whitey Alert System
The ultimate race based lawsuit early warning mechanism!
 
Dec. 4, 2003 - Insider Exclusive: The Jim Rome Show
16 Minute Insider exclusive from the December 3rd, 2003 After Show Show.
 
Nov. 21, 2003 - Jim Tinominin: Protest Of The Future
The protest of the future is here today.
 
Nov. 21, 2003 - The War Mongers War Room: Iron Hammer
George Bush's hidden agenda; exposed.
 
Nov. 21, 2003 - Exploiteco: Wacko Jacko
Exploiteco sponsors Michael Jackson' next tour, coming soon to a city near you.
 
Nov. 13, 2003 - Clark's Plan To Capture Osama 
Glenn brainstorms on how to capture Osama after hearing Wesley Clark's plan.
 
Nov. 13, 2003 - Quorum Call - The Movie 
C-SPAN's first movie is a real thriller
 
Nov. 13, 2003 - Senate Slumber Party #4 
When you're up all night with C-SPAN, you know you had a rockin' good time!
 
Nov. 13, 2003 - Senate Slumber Party #3 
When you're up all night with C-SPAN, you know you had a rockin' good time!
 
Nov. 13, 2003 - Senate Slumber Party #2 
When you're up all night with C-SPAN, you know you had a rockin' good time!
 
Nov. 13, 2003 - Senate Slumber Party #1 
When you're up all night with C-SPAN, you know you had a rockin' good time!
 
Nov. 10, 2003 - The Yellow Cross
Glenn cuts a commercial for the Red Cross.
 
Nov. 10, 2003 - Med-Detach Industries
Instant weight loss, made easy!
 
Nov. 10, 2003 - Bill Rodgers on Big Food
President of PetP calls out Glenn on his Big Food Agenda.
 
Nov. 4, 2003 - Stu Reports from the CA Fires - Report 4
Who are the real heroes in California, the fire fighters or the media?
 
Nov. 4, 2003 - Stu Reports from the CA Fires - Report 3
Stu reports on the awesome footage that he's getting from the CA fires.
 
Nov. 4, 2003 - Stu Reports from the CA - Report 2
Stu gives two exclusives including the death of Smokey the Bear.
 
Nov. 4, 2003 - Stu Reports from the CA - Report 1
Stu gives his initial report from CA about the still spreading fires.
 
Oct. 29, 2003 - Retrospective: Fred 'Rerun' Barry
A retrospective of television star Fred Barry, better know as Rerun.
 
Oct. 29, 2003 - Wesley Clark Speech on President Bush
Wesley Clark praises President Bush in a speech that we think happened...yesterday.
 
Oct. 29, 2003 - Steven Hawking / Terri Schiavo :The Sequel
You may have heard that Glenn was against keeping Terri Schiavo alive the first day he heard the story. That day a Steven Hawking, "anti-Terri" bit was played. This isn't it. It has been forever banned from the air. In the sequel, Steven Hawking makes it right.
 
Oct. 29, 2003 - Michael Schiavo Parenting Tip #4
Michael Schiavo explains the real meaning of life support.
 
Oct. 29, 2003 - Michael Schiavo Parenting Tip #3
Michael Schiavo explains the real meaning of life support.
 
Oct. 29, 2003 - Michael Schiavo Parenting Tip #2
Michael Schiavo explains the real meaning of life support.
 
Oct. 29, 2003 - Michael Schiavo Parenting Tip #1
Michael Schiavo explains the real meaning of life support.
 
Oct. 29, 2003 - The Darren Show Open
Stu and Dan really show off their abilities in this exclusive show opening for Darren Show.
 
Oct. 29, 2003 - Flemaski vs Velveeta 2003
Flemaski and Velveeta battle it out in 2003 as politics slips to an all-new low.
 
Oct. 20, 2003 - Glenn Beck Interviews Best Selling Author Glenn Beck
Glenn Beck interviews New York Times Best Selling Author Glenn Beck about his new book 'The Real America'.
 
Oct. 17, 2003 - Britney Call About Bobo
Britney from Gary's School of Haiku pays tribute to Bobo.
 
Oct. 17, 2003 - Baseball Advertising
Advertising in baseball is out of control, and we have the proof. The bit was created in 2001 by Seattle writer and voiceover artist Jeff Hoyt. He's a diehard Mariners fan who was upset when Alex Rodriguez left the Mariners and signed his 252 million dollar deal with the Rangers. The comedy bit was designed to play out what Rangers' broadcasts would have to sound like in order to pay Alex his money. Bob Noxious was played by Ken Boynton. Charlie Buttinski was played by Jeff Hoyt. Sound design was provided by Seattle's Pure Audio.
 
Oct. 15, 2003 - Killin' Zimmer
Don Zimmer charges the mound to take on Pedro Martinez.
 
Oct. 15, 2003 - Jim Tinominin Diet of the Future - Original
Insider Exclusive: Hear the original 13 minute After Show Show edition of the the Jim Tinominin Diet of the Future.
 
Oct. 14, 2003 - Revised Scholastic Films: Life in America
What is life really like in America?
 
Oct. 14, 2003 - Revised Scholastic Films: Life in America
What is life really like in America?
 
Oct. 13, 2003 - Frontline: Michael Moore
Frontline investigates Michael Moore and determine he is fat, I mean really fat.
 
Oct. 13, 2003 - Insider Exclusive: Almost All Things Considered - The Real America
Insider After Show Show Exclusive - Almost All Things Considers takes a look at Glenn's new book, 'The Real America'
 
Oct. 13, 2003 - Frontline: Michael Moore
Frontline investigates Michael Moore and determine he is fat, I mean really fat.
 
Oct. 10, 2003 - Frontline: Michael Moore
Frontline investigates America through Michael Moore’s eyes.
 
Oct. 10, 2003 - Insider Exclusive: Stu and Dan Show
KRAP present this Insider exclusive – the Dan and Stu Show (paid programming).
 
Oct. 10, 2003 - Celebrity Hotline: Yoda and George Bush
Celebrity hotline is back again, this time with Yoda and President Bush.
 
Oct. 10, 2003 - Authors: Stu and Dan
If you liked the One Minute Millionaire, you'll love One Second Billionaire
 
Oct. 10, 2003 - Dueling Arnolds
Celebrity hotline heats up with not just one Arnold, but two!
 
Oct. 10, 2003 - Frontline: Michael Moore
Frontline investigates America through Michael Moore’s eyes.
 
Oct. 8, 2003 - Celebrity Hotline: Arnold
Schwarzenegger calls our Celebrity hotline to discuss his victory in California.
 
Oct. 8, 2003 - Gary the Republican
Gary the Republican calls in to show his support for Schwarzenegger.
 
Oct. 8, 2003 - Celebrity Hotline: Arnold
Schwarzenegger calls our Celebrity hotline to discuss his victory in California.
 
Oct. 8, 2003 - Delino
Please, do not listen to this audio clip while operating heavy machinery.
 
Oct. 3, 2003 - Real American A-Holes: Salute to Mr. Partisan Politician
Our tribute to partisan politicians.
 
Oct. 3, 2003 - Real American A-Holes: Salute to Mr. Partisan Politician
Our tribute to partisan politicians.
 
Oct. 3, 2003 - Insider Exclusive: Almost All Things Considered - The Real America
Insider After Show Show Exclusive - Almost All Things Considers takes a look at Glenn's new book, 'The Real America'
 
Sep. 30, 2003 - Wilford: Common Sense
Wilford calls in about common sense.
 
Sep. 30, 2003 - Annoying Telemarketers
Even though Glenn signed up for the National Do Not Call List, telemarketers still get through on the program.
 
Sep. 29, 2003 - Frontline Special: The Real America
Frontline takes an in-depth look at Glenn's new book 'The Real America'
 
Sep. 29, 2003 - Calif. Election Theme
California election theme set to Weezer's 'Buddy Holly'.
 
Sep. 29, 2003 - Frontline Special: The Real America
Frontline takes an in-depth look at Glenn's new book 'The Real America'
 
Sep. 16, 2003 - Rally for America - Hour 1
As heard on the air, it's the Rally for America coverage live from Huntington.
 
Sep. 16, 2003 - Rally for America - Hour 2
As heard on the air, it's the Rally for America coverage live from Huntington.
 
Sep. 16, 2003 - Rally for America - Hour 3
As heard on the air, it's the Rally for America coverage live from Huntington.
 
Sep. 16, 2003 - Rally for America - Hour 4
As heard on the air, it's the Rally for America coverage live from Huntington.
 
Sep. 15, 2003 - Frontline: Jobs
Frontline takes an in-depth look at the loss of high paying American jobs.
 
Sep. 15, 2003 - Glenn Beck Cries
Yes, hear Glenn cry. Over and over again.
 
Sep. 15, 2003 - Frontline: Jobs
Frontline takes an in-depth look at the loss of high paying American jobs.
 
Sep. 15, 2003 - Glenn Breck Program
A long time listener calls in to complain about the Glenn Breck Program.
 
Sep. 5, 2003 - Exclusive:
The Dan Show An Insider Exclusive: Listen to what happens behind the scenes when Glenn goes on a vacation for a week.
 
Aug. 20, 2003 - Electricity of the Future
Jim Tinominin brings you an inside look at electricity of the future.
 
Aug. 20, 2003 - FoXXX News
Fair and Balanced? Who cares, this is FoXXX News, the first 21 and over cable news network.
 
Aug. 12, 2003 - Holy Crap Your Fat and You Can Dance
Just because most building codes won’t allow you to lift your huge, trunk like legs off the ground doesn’t mean you can’t dance!
 
Aug. 12, 2003 - Songs for Fat Failures: Volume III
Yes, life is hard but your abs are not. So why not get away with this suicidal soundtrack.
 
Aug. 12, 2003 - Almost All Things Considered: America’s Nuclear Legacy
Almost all things considered takes a look at the US bombing of Hiroshima.
 
Aug. 6, 2003 - Revised Scholastic Films: The Teen Choice Awards 1956
Revised Scholastic Films takes takes a look back at the 1956 Teen Choice Awards
 
Aug. 6, 2003 - Revised Scholastic Films: The Truth Behind Nuclear Weapons
Revised Scholastic Films takes give you the real story on about nuclear weapons
 
Aug. 6, 2003 - He's Tyson, Mike Tyson
Tyson files for bankruptcy.
 
Aug. 6, 2003 - Remember Pearl Harbor
After the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, America was mad and this song proves it.
 
Aug. 6, 2003 - Revised Scholastic Films: The Teen Choice Awards 1956
Revised Scholastic Films takes takes a look back at the 1956 Teen Choice Awards
 
Aug. 6, 2003 - Revised Scholastic Films: The Truth Behind Nuclear Weapons
Revised Scholastic Films takes give you the real story on about nuclear weapons
 
Aug. 6, 2003 - Celebrity Hotline: Gary Coleman Gives Us a Jingle!
Quack quack!
 
Aug. 6, 2003 - Celebrity Hotline: Arnold Calls Us Again!
Quack quack 2: Electric Boogaloo
 
Aug. 6, 2003 - Celebrity Hotline: Arnold Calls Into Our Wacky Show
Quack quack!
 
Aug. 5, 2003 - Frontline: The Fairer Sex
Learn everything you need to know about women from Frontline.
 
Aug. 5, 2003 - Frontline: The Fairer Sex
Learn everything you need to know about women from Frontline.
 
Jul. 31, 2003 - Kobe Bryant Plays Ball
Kobe won’t take no for an answer when it comes to scoring…
 
Jul. 30, 2003 - High School of the Future
Jim Tinominin brings you an inside look at the High School of Future.
 
Jul. 29, 2003 - Newest Reality Series 
Another twist in reality TV, this time we present the latest from Hooray.
 
Jul. 29, 2003 - 'Almost' All Things Considered 
Parody or National Public Radio's 'All Things Considered'
 
Jul. 29, 2003 - Bob Hope Retrospective
The Glenn Beck Program retrospective for radio/TV/film/stage legend Bob Hope.
 
Jul. 28, 2003 - Glenn Beck's tribute to the Tour de France
Glenn Beck is all about sports, here is riveting tribute to the Tour de France.
 
Jul. 17, 2003 - Solar Roller
Drive a environmentally friendly car.
 
Jul. 17, 2003 - Calling For Clothes
Glenn uses the corporate telephone to order some clothes from a "porn" catalog.
 
Jul. 17, 2003 - Bill Rodgers of PETP: Hunting Bambi
Bill Rodgers of PFTP speaks with Glenn about the recent controversy over the 'Hunting Bambi' story.
 
Jul. 14, 2003 - Stephan Hawking Visits a Strip Club 
While this isn't a real interview with Stephan Hawking, he really did visit a strip club and we got the story to prove it (w/ pictures)!
 
Jun. 12, 2003 - Frontline: Another Bombing In Israel
Frontline takes an in-depth look at the latest bombing in Israel.
 
Jun. 12, 2003 - Glenn's Rap Theater
Glenn is a rap artist, this is the proof.
 
Jun. 12, 2003 - Frontline: Another Bombing In Israel
Frontline takes an in-depth look at the latest bombing in Israel.
 
Jun. 6, 2003 - Stephan Hawking Explains Sammy Sosa's Corked Bat
The master of science discusses the recent incident with Sammy Sosa.
 
May. 30, 2003 - Insider Extra First: Stu's Outrageous Bit
  "I like pudding"
 
May. 23, 2003 - Glenn Beck Exclusive: Latest Al Qaeda Tape
The White House asked for the US Media not to play this tape, but we feel it contains from important messages that the American people need to hear.
 
May. 20, 2003 - Frontline: Behind the Scenes of the Rally for America
What really happens behind the scenes at the Rally for America?
 
May. 20, 2003 - Frontline: Behind the Scenes of the Rally for America
What really happens behind the scenes at the Rally for America?
 
May. 20, 2003 - Glenn Beck Program's American Idol
Yes, we waste 2:00 minutes of your time just to make fun of Needlepoint Dave.
 
May. 2, 2003 - Glenn Beck's Diet Plan
Did you know that Glenn Beck once did one of those info-commercials?
 
May. 1, 2003 - PBS: The House
PBS’s new reality show about the House of Congress. If you own a Bentley, this is Must See TV!
 
May. 1, 2003 - New Meal Supplement
Find out the health benefits of eating dog crap.
 
May. 1, 2003 - Young Republicans Go Uncultivated
Listen as real mild mannered conservative boy next door Republicans cut loose.
 
Apr. 23, 2003 - Frontline: Scott Peterson
Frontline takes an in-depth look at the Scott Peterson case.
 
Apr. 23, 2003 - Shauna Discusses Freedom with Glenn
This call is all about war and freedom.
 
Apr. 23, 2003 - Bill Rodgers Discusses Glenn's Suppression of Women
PETP President Bill Rodgers calls in to berate Glenn.
 
Apr. 23, 2003 - Frontline: Scott Peterson
Frontline takes an in-depth look at the Scott Peterson case.
 
Apr. 15, 2003 - Glenn speaks with Patricia Ireland about Iraq
Former NOW President speaks with Glenn about freeing the Iraqi women.
 
Apr. 15, 2003 - Kandahar and Jalalabad : Episode 22
Kandahar and Jalalabad finally make it to Baghdad to fight America.
 
Apr. 8, 2003 - Revised Scholastic Films: Peace Protests
Revised Scholastic Films explains peace protests.
 
Apr. 8, 2003 - The French
You might think the French are against the US due to their Iraqi ties, however they will tell you a different story.
 
Apr. 8, 2003 - George Bush's War Room
Insight to the war mongers war room.
 
Apr. 8, 2003 - Revised Scholastic Films: Peace Protests
Revised Scholastic Films explains peace protests.
 
Mar. 25, 2003 - Mr. Saddam - War Time Version
Follow-up to the Mr. Saddam parody.
 
Mar. 25, 2003 - NPR's Sponsors
NPR is brought to you by...
 
Mar. 25, 2003 - Shock and Awe Rap
Parody based on the coverage of 'Shock and Awe'
 
Mar. 12, 2003 - Real American A-Holes: Hollywood
Our tribute to Hollywood.
 
Mar. 12, 2003 - Real American A-Holes: Hollywood
Our tribute to Hollywood.
 
Mar. 10, 2003 - Kandahar and Jalalabad : Episode 21
More craziness from those wacky fellows, Kandahar and Jalalabad.
 
Feb. 12, 2003 - Saddam Delivers A Message to the World
Saddam loves the wild wild west.
 
Feb. 12, 2003 - Wilford discusses Michael Jackson
Wilford calls in to tell Glenn about all the young men he's slept with.
 
Feb. 4, 2003 - Revised Scholastic Films: US Budget
US Budget  Frontline takes an in-depth look at the United States budget.
 
Feb. 4, 2003 - Jim Tinominin: War of the Future 
Mr. Tinominin’s ideas on what wars in the future will be like.
 
Feb. 4, 2003 - Revised Scholastic Films: US Budget
US Budget  Frontline takes an in-depth look at the United States budget.
 
Jan. 27, 2003 - Super Bowl of Motorsports: Version 2 
Ad parody for the Super Bowl of Motorsports.
 
Jan. 27, 2003 - Super Bowl of Motorsports: Version 1 
Ad parody for the Super Bowl of Motorsports.
 
Jan. 23, 2003 - Kandahar and Jalalabad : Episode 19 
The super heroes speak at Anti-War Rally.
 
Jan. 20, 2003 - Revised Scholastic Films: Rioting
The truth behind rioting in the 21st Century.
 
Jan. 20, 2003 - Revised Scholastic Films: Rioting
The truth behind rioting in the 21st Century.
 
Jan. 15, 2003 - Revised Scholastic Films: Economy
Revised Scholastic Films presents a short film to explain the economy.
 
Jan. 15, 2003 - Frontline Special: The Death of Shame
Frontline takes an in-depth look at the death of shame in America.
 
Jan. 15, 2003 - Revised Scholastic Films: Economy
Revised Scholastic Films presents a short film to explain the economy.
 
Jan. 15, 2003 - Frontline Special: The Death of Shame
Frontline takes an in-depth look at the death of shame in America.
 
Jan. 15, 2003 - Celebrity SUV's 
We take a look at George's SUV and the anti-SUV campaign.
 
Jan. 14, 2003 - Revised Scholastic Films: Responsibility
Who is really RESPONSIBLE for what happens to you?
 
Jan. 8, 2003 - Bank of Siam
Glenn's New York City banking experience.
 
Dec. 3, 2002 - Glenn's "Holiday" Songs - Edited to be non-offensive
Ad this politically correct selections to your Holiday collection. Never be insulted again by insensitive lyrics of one-sided Christmas Winter Festivities songs.
 
Dec. 3, 2002 - Glenn's "Holiday" Songs - Edited to be non-offensive
Ad this politically correct selections to your Holiday collection. Never be insulted again by insensitive lyrics of one-sided Christmas Winter Festivities songs.
 
Nov. 7, 2002 - Florida Voter Calls
At what lengths will the Republicans go to in order to win in 2002?
 
Nov. 7, 2002 - Velveeta vs.
The battle continues between Velveeta and Flemaski. How far will they go?
 
Nov. 7, 2002 - Velveeta vs.
On the eve of the elections in 2002, two politicians make their best-of-the-worst political ads.
 
Sep. 10, 2002 - 9-11 Tribute for Adult Contemporary: Low Bandwidth
 
Sep. 10, 2002 - 9-11 Tribute for Rock Stations: Low Bandwidth
 
Sep. 10, 2002 - 9-11 Tribute for Adult Contemporary: High Bandwidth
 
Sep. 9, 2002 - 9-11 Tribute for Rock Stations: High Bandwidth
 
 
Feb. 8, 2002 - Oklahoma City Bombing and the Middle East
Oklahoma City After Show Show - Part 1
 
Feb. 8, 2002 - Oklahoma City Bombing and the Middle East
Oklahoma City After Show Show - Part 2
 
Nov. 1, 2001 - One Year Later: Looking Back (NOV 2001)
Reminiscing about Elections 2000 to the music of Living la Vida Loca
 
Nov. 1, 2001 - One Year Later: Worst Caller David's Thoughts
Caller David compares Al Gore to Hitler.
 
Nov. 1, 2001 - One Year Later: Al Gore Rocks
One year after the elections we notice that Al Gore is a brand new man.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - Insider Promo 2
Listen to the promos for the Glenn Beck’s Insider membership area of the website.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - Insider Promo 1
Listen to the promos for the Glenn Beck’s Insider membership area of the website.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - Where was Glenn Beck: Part 4
Short bit about Glenn indifference to other people’s suffering.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - Where was Glenn Beck: Part 3
Short bit about Glenn indifference to other people’s suffering.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - Where was Glenn Beck: Part 2
Short bit about Glenn indifference to other people’s suffering.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - Where was Glenn Beck: Part 1
Short bit about Glenn indifference to other people’s suffering.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - Blind Willie Remembers Glenn Beck
Old Blind Willie talks to his folks about Glenn Beck.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - Blind Willie Baseball
Blind Willie reminisces on Glenn’s baseball days.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - Glenn Beck Opening Theme 2002 - Lower Quality (Dialup)
Here is the shows opening theme.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - Glenn Beck Opening Theme 2002 - High Quality (Broadband)
Here is the shows opening theme.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - Glenn Beck Radio Demo - Lower Quality (Dialup)
Enjoy this mix of some of the best bits and callers. Glenn used this mix to present the concept of his show to radio network executives. Lower quality for greater compression to facilitate streaming by slow connections.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - Glenn Beck Radio Demo - High Quality (Broadband)
Enjoy this mix of some of the best bits and callers. Glenn used this mix to present the concept of his show to radio network executives.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - Al Gore Retrospective
A brief look at Al Gore, the father, husband, and son.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - Bill Rodgers weights in on the Election
The president of PFETP (People For the Ethical Treatment of People) talks about recounting the votes.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - Election 2000 Newsreel
Revised Scholastic Films explores the 2000 elections in the US. Disenfranchised masses fight for their rights.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - Gale Song: Let Love Rule
Caller Gail argues with Glenn about what else, but politics.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - George Bush Retrospective
Listen to an account of George W. Bush's childhood and college preparation. Hear how George became the businessman we currently know.
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - The Real Dick Cheney
Parody song about Dick Cheney to the music of Eminem's 'The Real Slim Shady'
 
Nov. 1, 2000 - TJ Song: Sitcom
What if TJ had her own sitcom? This is how the intro song would go.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Revised Scholastic Films: Election Process Newsreel
Revised Scholastic Films explores the election process in America. Strange things happen in some Floridian counties.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Revised Scholastic Films: Clear Channel Christmas
Revised Scholastic Films brings you the truth behind Christmas at Clear Channel. Pink slips, packing boxes, promotions, security escorts, etc. Oh, what a joyous occasion!
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Revised Scholastic Films: Leadership
The influence of Hollywood in the making of major decisions by Washington D.C. politicians.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Revised Scholastic Films: Clear Channel Christmas
Revised Scholastic Films brings you the truth behind Christmas at Clear Channel. Pink slips, packing boxes, promotions, security escorts, etc. Oh, what a joyous occasion!
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Real American A-Holes
Parody of a well-known beer ad. This one is about how ACLU attorneys protect American rights by filing countless useless lawsuits.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Frontline: Weapons of Mass Destruction
An investigative report on weapons of mass destruction.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Frontline Special: Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction Report 
Saddam submits his weapons declaration in the style of Ken Burns
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Worst Caller: David
OK, so he's the worst caller ever, but he has a point. David tries to get to it on this one.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Old Lady and JFK JR
Glenn gets an earful from a caller offended because she thinks Glenn said that JFK is not dead.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Abdul Discusses the Middle East ( Part 2 of 2 )
Abdul calls Glenn the very next day to complain about the background music. Glenn promises not to play Wayne Newton’s “Danke Shoen�.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Abdul Discusses the Middle East ( Part 1 of 2 )
Abdul tries to explain his point of view to Glenn. Hint – callers cannot hear background music that Glenn MAY be playing while they talk.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Insider Exclusive: Response to Baseball Porn
Glenn felt left out, so he demanded to have his own words be put to the sound of cheap 70’s porn music.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Baseball Porn?
Is this what the American Pastime has become? What does “getting into the box� mean, anyways?
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Corky Baseball
We all know and love Corky. Listen to a play-by-play of Corky at the bat, an inspiration to us all.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Yoda Intimate Moment
Maybe we shouldn’t know this much.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Yoda in the Shower
Glenn shows us more of the human side of Yoda.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Yoda at a Bar
During the hype, after the opening of Star Wars I – The Phantom Menace, Glenn shows us the human side of Yoda
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Things to do on the Internet with Glenn Beck webmaster Chris Brady: Chat Rooms
Chris Brady never runs out of ideas. Even if it means insulting other people.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Things to do on the Internet with Glenn Beck webmaster Chris Brady: NASCAR
Another thing to do on the internet. Will he ever stop?
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Things to do on the Internet with Glenn Beck webmaster Chris Brady: Bacon Bits
Chris Brady never gets bored since there is so much to do on the Internet to keep him entertained.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Strip Steak - Super Bowl Special
Parody announcement about what the entertainment will be in Tampa during the Super Bowl.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - He's Tyson, Mike Tyson
Parody song on the subject of Mike Tyson’s remarks about wanting to eat a Lennox Lewis’ children for dinner.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Glenn Beck's Greatest Hits: Phantom of the Opera
Glenn gives a rendition of the famous Broadway hit.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Glenn Beck Classic Channel
If you like to watch wacky cable TV channels, you’ll love this one. This is a promo of Glenn’s Classic Channel on cable TV.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Gary Condit Interview / Things you might have missed Part 3
Listen to outtakes of the Gary Condit/Connie Chung interview. You may have nt heard this when it aired on network TV.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Gary Condit Interview / Things you might have missed Part 2
Listen to outtakes of the Gary Condit/Connie Chung interview. You may have nt heard this when it aired on network TV.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Gary Condit Interview / Things you might have missed Part 1
Listen to outtakes of the Gary Condit/Connie Chung interview. You may have nt heard this when it aired on network TV.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Exploiteco Catholic
Listen to this announcement for instructions on what to do if you have been molested by a priest, or even if you haven’t, but you still want to sue God anyway.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Revised Scholastic Films: Election Process Newsreel
Revised Scholastic Films explores the election process in America. Strange things happen in some Floridian counties.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Revised Scholastic Films: Clear Channel Christmas
Revised Scholastic Films brings you the truth behind Christmas at Clear Channel. Pink slips, packing boxes, promotions, security escorts, etc. Oh, what a joyous occasion!
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Brady Bunch / Catholic Church Song
Tired of hearing the news in the same boring prose delivery? Glenn brings you the news with a new twist of an old tune.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Blockbuster: Insert Name of Blockbuster Here
Has Hollywood lost its creative spirit? We prove that you can make a movie teaser for practically any movie with one single template.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Bill Rogers weights in on the Catholic Priest Issue
The president of PFETP (People For the Ethical Treatment of People) gets through the phone screeners again. This time, in addition to insulting Glenn, he claims that child rape is actually the child’s fault.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Anti American Rap
Explore why anti-Americans despise this country so much to the happy rhythm of hippity hopping rap.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Proud to be in Afghanistan
Afghani version of “Proud to be an American�.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Osama Beard Shampoo
Message from Osama Bin Laden to his troops, translated into English.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Last Stand Taliban
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - The New KKK on Michael Jackson
Tolerance, caring and close-to-painful murdering are just some of the reforms the new KKK has been working as they move into the 21st Century.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Jim Tinominin Memorial of the Future
Mr. Tinominin’s ideas on memorials that remember all walks of life, ideologies, nations, sexual preferences, you name it.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Newsreel on the Economy
Discover the mysteries of the economy. Are you Arthur Andersen material?
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - PC Sesame Street: Promo 2
P.BS brings you a brand new episode where we learn a word or two starting with the letter I.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - PC Sesame Street: Promo 1
In the next episode of PC Sesame Street, a new character has a deadly disease.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Kandahar and Jalalabad : Episode 13
The super heroes look to augment their ranks by making a recruiting film. Guess what happens,,,,
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Kandahar and Jalalabad : Episode 14
In the latest episode of the infamous super heroes’ saga, the reviews for their recruiting movie dub them as funny, unbelievable, and stupid. Don’t miss the surprise ending.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Glenn Beck Self Tickling Interlude
Yes, Glenn does it with an ostrich feather.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Frontline: Weapons of Mass Destruction
An investigative report on weapons of mass destruction.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Looking Down at the Average American
Ad - The new book by Better than New Publishing Company releases their new book with a unique view of the average American and a stylish intake of the upper class.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Kandahar and Jalalabad : Episode 15
Preparing for a suicide bombing in Israel, our infamous super anti-heroes encounter gigantic foes.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - The Longest Question in the History of the World
Glenn Beck shows off his impressive interview skills by asking the longest question in the history of the world.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Front Line: Inside look at one of the largest crime families in the United States
Join Front Line for this special report.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Bill Rodgers call in about the Tarot Card Sniper
The president of PETP (People For the Ethical Treatment of People) ponders on the circumstances that caused the sniper to go in his rampage, and even gives his guess on who the is sniper.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Kandahar and Jalalabad : Episode 17
The super heroes practice and train to welcome the U.N. weapons inspectors.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Al Gore on Larry King Live
Larry King asks Al Gore about his thoughts on the tragedy of 9/11/01, the recounts situation, and the possibility of running for the presidency again in 2004.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Frontline Special: Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction Report 
Saddam submits his weapons declaration in the style of Ken Burns
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Real American A-Holes
Parody of a well-known beer ad. This one is about how ACLU attorneys protect American rights by filing countless useless lawsuits.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Jingle for Jewfish
(What is this song talking about?) The group responsible for naming fish changes the common name of Florida's largest grouper from its objectionable ''jewfish.''
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Janet Reno Dance Party
A Jiggy Janet Gets Down With the Beautiful People at Miami Beach Fundraiser.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - TJ Song: Why can't we be friends
TJ antagonizes Glenn on every opportunity she gets to call the show. Glenn yells at her, but she keeps calling. On this bit, Glenn tries TJ to answer a question about Al Gore. An Old School Classic.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Revised Scholastic Films: Leadership
The influence of Hollywood in the making of major decisions by Washington D.C. politicians.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - I like Chinese
One of the most requested and popular bits of the program. First aired during the events following the Chinese holding of U.S. military personnel, after a U.S. spy plane was forced to land on Chinese territory. Follow-ups include 'I like the French' (Below).
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Revised Scholastic Films Presents: The Truth Behind Hurricanes
When people anger God, he unleashes his wrath on them. That's why Florida keeps getting hit by hurricanes since they voted for Bush in 2000. So vote Kerry in 2004 and hurricanes won't be a problem!
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Revised Scholastic Films: Election 2004
Revised Scholastic Films presents truth behind the election of 2004.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Revised Scholastic Films Presents: The Truth Behind Jesus Christ
The life of Jesus Christ is a wonderful story but is full of un-PC terms and language.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Real American A-Holes: Mr Undecided Voter
The Glenn Beck Program pays tribute to you, Mr. Undecided Voter.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - WorldCom Ad Number 4
PSA from WorldCom – they don’t smell like s*#%
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - WorldCom Ad Number 3
PSA from WorldCom on expressing their apologies, or at least trying to, for as long as they care.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - WorldCom Ad Number 2
PSA from WorldCom reminiscing on their achievements and looking into the future.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - WorldCom Ad Number 1
PSA from WorldCom on hard work and dedication.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Joe Lieberman
Joe Lieberman gives his thoughts on the Vice Presidential debate.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Kerry's Answering Machine: Volume 1
Kerry was looking for Vice Presidential candidates and received a number calls that we've gotten a hold of from his answering machine.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Kerry's Answering Machine: Volume
2 Kerry was looking for Vice Presidential candidates and received a number calls that we've gotten a hold of from his answering machine.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Celebrities for Bush / Cheney '04
You've probably heard of the celebrities supporting John Kerry in '04, but the Republicans have some celebrities of their own that will be out there promoting the Bush / Cheney ticket.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Jesus Runs for Congress
If Jesus ran for Congress how would his opponents try to smear him?
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - John Kerry’s Answering Machine II
John F Kerry might always be on the road, but luckily you can still leave him messages on his answering machine.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Politically Correct Sopranos
Get ready for the brand new, racially diverse, politically correct, warm and fuzzy, bland, non-offensive season of the Sopranos.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Revised Scholastic Films Presents: The Truth Behind Hurricanes
When people anger God, he unleashes his wrath on them. That's why Florida keeps getting hit by hurricanes since they voted for Bush in 2000. So vote Kerry in 2004 and hurricanes won't be a problem!
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Celebrity Hotline: John F. Kerry
John Kerry represents to duty, and he's here to tell you about the misleadiments of this represident.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Join the Teachers Union
Are you qualified to be a teacher? It doesn't matter once you become a member of the teachers union. Learn about all the benefits of becoming a member of the teachers union!
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Real American A-Holes: Mr Undecided Voter
The Glenn Beck Program pays tribute to you, Mr. Undecided Voter.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - The Story of Glenn’s Friend
How much do you want to know about your neighbors, how much do you want to know about your friends? Glenn tells the story of his friend Bob, who is a...
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Presidential Debate: Kerry vs Kerry
Dan Rather hosts a Presidential debate between candidates John Kerry and John Kerry.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Kerry Campaign Adviser: The Big Hummer
Glenn Beck interviews John Edwards debate coach.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - John Edwards for President
America really missed the boat by not putting a trial lawyer in at the top of the ticket.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Joe Lieberman
Joe Lieberman gives his thoughts on the Vice Presidential debate.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Celebrity Hotline: Al Gore
Al Gore calls in with his thoughts on the second Presidential debate.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Celebrity Hotline: George W Bush
George W Bush calls in live from St Louis with his thoughts on the second Presidential debate.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - You Make the Call: Teresa Heinz Kerry
Will Teresa Heinz Kerry be just another billionaire or will she rise above the peasants to become the First Lady billionaire?
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - John Kerry is on your side
Regardless of what side it is, John Kerry is on your side.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Interview with Steven Hawking on Stem Cell Research
Master physicist Steven Hawking speaks with Glenn about Stem Cell Research in the latest episode of Science and You.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Al Gore's Debate Preview
Al Gore calls in to give tips to the candidates before their Presidential debate.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Jim Dingle interview with Doug McFudgen
Dingle talks taxes with Doug McFudgen.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Glenn interviews Bob the Anti-Christ about the election
Glenn's exclusive interview with Bob the Anti-Christ about the Presidential debates.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Revised Scholastic Films: Election 2004
Revised Scholastic Films presents truth behind the election of 2004.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - The Making of a Waffle Head Soundtrack
Glenn Beck creates the soundtrack for Project Longface.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Gloat Fest or Pity Party?
What will happen on Wednesday, November 3rd?
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Interview with George Bush 41
Glenn talks with former President George Bush 41 about this thoughts on the election, and Michael Moore.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Interview with Teresa Heinz Kerry
Glenn talks with Teresa Heinz Kerry about a recent article in Newsweek magazine.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - HELP! I can't get clean
showerhead Do you spend all day looking at ****warts? Well you need the new 'HELP! I can't get clean showerhead!'
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - A Scott Peterson Film Strip
Peterson can only help his defense with this high quality production.
 
Nov. 30, 1999 - Revised Scholastic Films Presents: The Truth Behind Jesus Christ
The life of Jesus Christ is a wonderful story but is full of un-PC terms and language.
 

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