Apparently they think you are a slut. Or at least that you want to be a slut. Guys have some sane options -- women? All choices lead down the road to sluttyness. The slutty prison guard, the slutty firefighter, the slutty Wonder Woman, slutty nurse...etc etc. Glenn talks about the upcoming holiday, fall, and why Halloween stores think all women want to be whore's on parade this October 31st.

How did Glenn land on the Art Review Magazines 'Power 100' list? First of all, the art community isn't exactly the crowd that loves Glenn. And his best 'work' was when he spilled some grape juice in his journal and tore out the page. So what was it that landed him on this list?

Dan, a caller from Florida, decided to go to one of the many 'We Surround Them' viewing parties held around the nation for Glenn's big television special. He met some really good people there -- turns out one of them was so good they started dating. Now, Dan wants to propose on the air.

The Christmas List, by Richard Paul Evans, the #1 bestselling author of The Christmas Box is not only a page-turner (you'll be dying to know how it ends) but it will also make you cry, think and want to be a better person. It's exactly the kind of message that America needs right now.

It wasn't too long ago when comedians said they couldn't make fun of Obama because there wasn't anything to make fun of. Apparently that ship has sailed, because SNL this weekend took direct aim at Obama and his lack of accomplishments so far. The two big Obama successes SNL points out are 'jack' and 'squat' while mocking his failure to make good on campaign promises. Does this bit mean the left is turning on Obama or are they just trying to mock him into shoving his agenda into place?

What is with this guy and awards shows? This complete idiot either has to say something outrageous (GWB hates black people) or be an incredibly rude, egomaniac every time he's at one. Here he shows what a loser he really is, doing something so rude pretty much no human being would ever consider doing. But hey, who are we to question the intelligence behind the genius who penned 'pre-nup is something that you need to have, because when she leave yo butt she gonna leave with half' . AFter watching this clip, it's hard to imagine why any woman would ever want to 'leave' Kanye's butt.

Glenn talked today with a 30 year old listener who wrote a really cool song about the things going on today. Glenn saw the song after someone had 'tweeted' it to him, and now the musician may get a chance to fully produce the song. Finally, a common sense kid with some talent! Usually the left has the market cornered on that front -- check out the song and stay tuned for the final version!

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A special commentary from United States Senator Jim DeMint.

Glenn talks with Senator Jim Demint who has a new book out which gives an inside look into why we are slipping into socialism and what we can do about it.

The media has been covering the death of Michael Jackson non stop all weekend long - we got it already, he's dead - if the media did 12 seconds of work they could find ways to relate the story to actual news. Glenn finds one of these stories -- the much talked about fact that Jackson owns the rights to the Beatles catalog. The real story is, why would they sell those rights? Glenn explains the answer.

A tragic life comes to a tragic end -- but at least the King of Pop is no longer in pain. What an absolutely tragic life this guy led - the best selling artist of all time and he ends up mangling his face and living, literally, in circus. From giving the children Jesus Juice to dangling his newborn baby over a balcony, Jacko was never far from a controversy and the media loved to follow him because he was just a weird dude. But a really, really talented weird dude. Glenn reacts to the news of his passing.

Billy Joel and his young wife are separating. Glenn's producer Dan has been predicting the demise of this marriage since it began. The news prompted another debate which made this argument older than the marriage.

After Letterman made crude sexual jokes about Palin looking like a 'slutty flight attendat' and her 14 year old daughter getting knocked up by Alex Rodriguez, Sarah Palin fought back.

Just like Vanity Fair came to Glenn's Common Sense Comedy show with an open mind -- Glenn decides to review the review of his show in Vanity Fair. And of course, he does so in the same 'open minded' fashion that Vanity Fair uses -- which is to say he didn't open his mind at all.